Family Fun – July 2023


Have a go at our July 2023 crossword!

July 2023 Crossword


Follow Mouse Makes and his adventures through the Bible!

Mouse Makes – David and Goliath


Church School Test

For a church school exam, young children were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. These were some of the (real) results…

In the first book of the Bible, Guinness, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.  Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.  Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

Sampson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.  Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.  Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still, and he obeyed him.

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